I’d love to see some sort of comparison, like, what is a sext that doesn’t sound like it was written by a 17-yr old who hasn’t fucked? Isn’t there something about the form that reduces the author to that level?

I would genuinely be curious to see what a majority of people would consider quality, pants-wetting-level sexting. Not pics, not snaps, I mean just words you send to a person you’re flirting with. Because shit, I know my sexts are just as awkward and stupid (although I did wince at the “so am I hahahah” bit - come on…

As someone who’s been playing Destiny “casually” for the better part of a decade at this point, I don’t mind this. It’s something I wish they’d been doing for years. Someone dropping out of control and dooming your team to a loss, sucks and ruins PvP at the casual level, as well as the competitive. Also, if I’m truly…

“Everyone in Jin’s world is beautiful, but no one is horny.”

“New Switch hardware coming” is a hell of a way to word “there is a slightly differently colored Switch dock and controllers to tie in with the game”.

I lost interest in all future Destiny content the moment they went the vault route. Just feels pointless when I can’t catch up on or remind myself of lore organically.

Honestly, give the movie a watch, but less as a Mario movie than an an action comedy. I know, you got 2 words for me: “Im possible.” But nothing’s impossible, guys. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible. Give it a shot, mammal.

For those interested in what the thing is actually trying to say and can’t quite read the original document or be bothered to parse the machine translation, here’s the gist.

Yeah, like the trailer is pretty cringey, but half the commenters here have decided that quips are the devil and it portends the end of pop-culture and something something Marvel.

Honestly, I find the reaction everyone is having to it exhausting. It’s so excessive, it feels a lot like when people pile on the “twitter main character of the day”
Heck, people can’t even agree on what is the problem. Some people apparently latched on to the idea that people don’t ever talk to themselves/have inner…

This is a weird comment, the only other significant live action version of WW is Lynda Carter. I mean its cool Natalie Portman got buff for her role but it was also unprecedented for a female superhero. I doubt Gal refused to work out, they just didn’t want her to because the producers didn’t think the market would…

Sure, the bathroom incident was a one time thing.

If filming kids inside a public restroom wasn’t enough, I don’t think a mediocre game will do the job.

Oho now, be careful. It’s not about letting women die. It’s about letting slutty slut sluts die. After all, good Christian women who listen to their husbands and fathers are never raped, amirite?

rape is not a violent crime to republicans. its a property crime.  single women cant be raped, they hadnt been claimed yet.  in their eyes, the only victim is the husband whose property was damaged.  everything else they do flows from that concept

He seems like his lot in life was supposed to be like, one of those dudes from your high school who wore his letter jacket a couple years too long, but he ends up getting a really good job for the city making like 70k and marries the girl who was Captain of the drill team, and they have a couple of pups and a bunch of…

From 2006-2011 was the most fun I’ve had working for any job

Elon Musk declaring himself a conservative two weeks ago to forestall sexual assault investigations is the funniest thing ever because no one fights harder to protect billionaires and sex pests than conservatives, and they’re eager to do it for free.

Trolling people isn’t innovation.

Remake Omen 1 and Soul Reaver and I’d be one happy clam. Hell I’d just take Soul Reaver, it can backfill the story cleverly through flashbacks etc.