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Oh yeah, Fallon was the reason Trump won, there was literally nothing wrong going on before that.

Forget Allen or Parr or Carson. Leno had segments with more wit and bite than this B.S. This is like when your boss and his suck-ups at work make a video of themselves because they think they’re all so hilarious, and everybody gets called into a meeting and has to sit through it.

For Batman’s no-killing rule, I bowto the wisdom of Superman in “Kingdom Come:“More than anyone in the world, when you scratch everything else away from Batman, you’re left with someone who doesn’t want to see anybody die.”

Yeah, we’ve seen plenty of cartoons of Hillary which are much more offensive than that. You can’t escape them if you use social media sites. We’re not calling for anyone to be killed.

I personally detest Morgan, but would you also reserve a special level in hell for Blair and Bush and all the others in politics and the press who enabled the Iraq War (Morgan’s Daily Mirror was the only UK national newspaper, apart from The Independent and The Daily Heil, and we won’t count them for obvious reasons,

Boo fucking hoo. 10 seconds spent googling Hillary Clinton, as well as most every other woman who’s ever run afoul of shitty angry white men would tell you they’ve had far far more done to them.

What do you mean “IF”? This has been done to Hillary a thousand times over. Have you never been on the Internet before?

If this was done to Hillary or, any other woman, liberals would be in the streets, dressed as vaginas and calling for the death of the cartoonist and the TV show host

You really think Get Out would still be nominated in the 5 picture system? It’s a horror satire that’s been pumped up by its director because the success has given him an acute case “Important Artist Disease”.

In the old system he’d get an Original Screenplay nod with the possibility of winning but not much else. Genre

From what I understand, there’s a level of votes or percentage of votes a movie has to reach in order to get a BP nomination. These are the nine movies that happened to hit that mark.

Weird how you never see Daytime Emmy-nominated director Steve Rogers and Captain America in the same place.

Someone pointed out yesterday that the production photos on the site all match up with scenes from the trailer...

She didn’t constantly say no. She tried to express disinterest using non-verbal communication. I’m autistic as fuck so I misread people terribly, which is why I’m constantly asking them and bothering them about how they’re feeling, and what’s going on.

I’m no Robin Thicke fan, but I really don’t agree with the ‘Blurred Lines’ decision.

Well, my question “How did a doughy ginger neckbeard become a music star” is rapidly being answered with “By ripping other people off.”

Wow, they definitely have a case for this. Opening piano riffs are almost identical, and the melody for both their first verses is very close to the same.

Nope. Also, I didn’t know “Feel it Still” was Portugal, The Man. I’d just heard the song and the band name in separate contexts because I rarely listen to the radio. But Portugal. The Man. is literally the worst, most ostentatiously obnoxious band name I’ve ever heard.

Swift thinks that EVERYONE has wronged her; that’s why I find her music so intolerable. At some point, if everyone reacts to you the same way, you must accept that you are the problem.

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The only good thing about Malibu was it actually reminded people Hole had a song with that same title out first and it was WAY better, so better Courtney can’t even see Miley in the rear-view mirror.

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.