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Oh yeah, Fallon was the reason Trump won, there was literally nothing wrong going on before that.

Forget Allen or Parr or Carson. Leno had segments with more wit and bite than this B.S. This is like when your boss and his suck-ups at work make a video of themselves because they think they’re all so hilarious, and everybody gets called into a meeting and has to sit through it.

For Batman’s no-killing rule, I bowto the wisdom of Superman in “Kingdom Come:“More than anyone in the world, when you scratch everything else away from Batman, you’re left with someone who doesn’t want to see anybody die.”

You really think Get Out would still be nominated in the 5 picture system? It’s a horror satire that’s been pumped up by its director because the success has given him an acute case “Important Artist Disease”.

In the old system he’d get an Original Screenplay nod with the possibility of winning but not much else. Genre

From what I understand, there’s a level of votes or percentage of votes a movie has to reach in order to get a BP nomination. These are the nine movies that happened to hit that mark.

Weird how you never see Daytime Emmy-nominated director Steve Rogers and Captain America in the same place.

Someone pointed out yesterday that the production photos on the site all match up with scenes from the trailer...

She didn’t constantly say no. She tried to express disinterest using non-verbal communication. I’m autistic as fuck so I misread people terribly, which is why I’m constantly asking them and bothering them about how they’re feeling, and what’s going on.

So he’s a little raunchy in bed (no roses or candles or ’m’lady’). And apparently he can’t read minds. But I still don’t see “asshole” in the full description of the date or the sex.

“Constantly saying no” in this case meaning “non-verbal cues” and “blowing him”. Not defending Anzari, but she herself points this out.

I don’t believe him for the simple fact that he uses a graphic of his name as his avatar.

So his apology to her 4 months ago doesn’t mean anything? What he did want right but I’m not sure that it makes him a hypocrite or no longer qualifies him as an ally

I’m no Robin Thicke fan, but I really don’t agree with the ‘Blurred Lines’ decision.

My father was absolutely adamant that if you left butter out to soften it would “go rancid.” There was no way to convince him otherwise. So my brothers and I had a childhood full of torn-up toast.

Well, my question “How did a doughy ginger neckbeard become a music star” is rapidly being answered with “By ripping other people off.”

Wow, they definitely have a case for this. Opening piano riffs are almost identical, and the melody for both their first verses is very close to the same.

Nope. Also, I didn’t know “Feel it Still” was Portugal, The Man. I’d just heard the song and the band name in separate contexts because I rarely listen to the radio. But Portugal. The Man. is literally the worst, most ostentatiously obnoxious band name I’ve ever heard.

Swift thinks that EVERYONE has wronged her; that’s why I find her music so intolerable. At some point, if everyone reacts to you the same way, you must accept that you are the problem.

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The only good thing about Malibu was it actually reminded people Hole had a song with that same title out first and it was WAY better, so better Courtney can’t even see Miley in the rear-view mirror.

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.