He looks like Dane Cook.

"Though it was their second release, the album was mischievously titled Vol. 3 by George Harrison. According to Jeff Lynne, "That was George's idea. He said, 'Let's confuse the buggers.'" "

But they sound so Beatles - which is exactly what was needed.

He came in through the out door.

Oasis ca. 2004-2008:

He's either really nice, or pulls off acting as though he's really nice. Nice can go a long way.

It's CBS - it's not going to be as political as The Report, but it's more political than its direct competition, and the guests aren't always just the usual folks with a movie out. I mean, they often are, but he still slips in authors and scientists, and the studio audience seems to be sufficiently switched-on.

Why do they have to have a band? At least Colbert doesn't have a sidekick like Fallon and Conan do, and I guess with Letterman Paul played both sidekick and band leader.

And balls.

And from the TMNT comics before it. I caught some of TMNT (1990) a few days ago for the first time since seeing it in the cinema as a kid and was surprised at how much of the original comics' (which I read long after 1990) plot points were crammed into it.

Me. They're really cute, and a very important part of managing biodiversity. The landscape is full of feral cats, and rabbits - the cats kill loads of small native animals, and the rabbits destroy native vegetation.

Music and film/TV are covered; so an author?

Both. It's on YouTube - there are worse ways to spend an hour and twenty minutes. Try Lady Madonna - https://youtu.be/EEL6J_TYvmg - which melds with Hey Bulldog at 1:54.

Love is worth it. Seriously.

His sister Shelly works in the deli.

What kinda crappy cops and crappy cop cars you got there?

Who's Ben Carlson?

Except we never call them "beets" - we call them "bee-troots".

Or just dump old X-Boxes on Jihadist recruitment hotspots. I don't mean the One or the 360 - the original XB will do. It'll blow their minds and keep them occupied.

The Doors aren't great but good grief do they tower over the frickin' Clash.