I’m all for getting rid of grid girls, but Ana Carrasco’s got it figured out.

There’s a few types of exhaust fire, there’s big yellow firey smokey exhaust fire that is done intentionally or is due to poor tuning, there’s momentary backfire/pops, and then there’s this which is basically just superhot exhaust that hasn’t cooled yet and is still incadescent.

watch from the sidelines as my new coworkers speculated about things I knew were utterly wrong.

A sorta modern day IROC-Z

Randy Pobst needs to be the new “American”.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Fix-a-flat is kind of messy. Mechanics hate it. Plugging is how real men fix tires.

I witnessed this while drunkenly stumbling home on Cinco de Mayo. Words still escape me...

The more natural fit that I see an increase amount of here, is grocery stores, drug stores and malls adding charging stations.

It’s a two-way road. You NEVER cross the center line on the dragon. Even just on the line you run the risk of hitting a motorcyclist’s head as he’s leaning around a turn.

Now Hondas engines can’t even last through contract negotiations.

I never have, but if I did i’d love to feel some guacamole oozing through my fingers.

Ugh, can we please just STOP talking about this or the other fantasy rendering being anywhere remotely close to what’s going to be built?

The platform the Bronco is derived from is the EVEREST which is a 4 door SUV.
The reality is we’re not going to get a 2 door, short wheelbase, removable roof Bronco that looks…

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

When you get to rev out a motor to 10k it’s fun. When you have to rev out a motor to 10k, it’s obnoxious.

For just 50 cents a day, you can help this driver drink champagne how he truly deserves: from a shoe.

*cue “In the Arms of an Angel”*