....or you buy a Raptor and a GT350

This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who could do a similar trick with her tongue

If anyone is up for it this Monday, I’ll bring the jumper cables if you make the mashed potatoes.

I value my time a lot more than I did in high school. In high school, money was always very tight but time was plentiful. So it didn’t matter that it was $200 to untangle the broken serpentine belt, replace the broken pulley, and put it all back together. I’d spend the $50 in parts and fix it myself. Now, time is…

Ferrari is making money, yet every sale is a fire sale.

How about this one then?

Maybe we just find it really nice whenever the Russians have to play our national anthem..

Yet today they couldn’t get Hamilton there. Go figure?

I would bet the continued existence of the multiverse that it’ll be 4 door only.

Even if there’s proof you put 1500 cookies in first?

I used to belong to a local rotary club, that did a big raffle every year. Top prize was a choice between $15,000, a boat, or a 3 year lease on a BMW. We sold 2,000 @ $20 each. Each member was required to sell 10 tickets, with the rest usually sold at a local festival we sponsor. Many members, rather than push the…

This comment is beyond stupid. How would I take my dog hiking or other activities that enrich his life? This is fine if you have a small shitty dog that is useless and basically just a stuffed teddy bear, but never taking your large working class dog anywhere is pretty much torture for him. I’m guessing you’ve never…

This is a 100 percent true and accurate statement

Tokyo Drift was the best FATF. Don’t @ me. You can comment though.

“Tradition” like ditching the German and French GPs to put on a show in fucking Azerbaijan? I’m not buying the “tradition is important” argument.

Did it look this fat as a concept? It looks like it went from resembling Model S (good) to resembling Model X (less good)

How to make the roads better for everyone? Pay attention. To everything. Look around, watch for pedestrians, watch for cyclists. Watch for children, random cats, and anything else that might cause trouble. Give others ample room, even it if slows you down. Would you rather be 2 minutes late or put someone else in an…

This is up there with Hemingway’s “Baby Shoes” for greatest short story ever.

A very short roller coaster ride. +1

And all the text will come from weathertech ads.