Metrosexuals? Wow the aughts really are back!

We need Tofutti Klein to weigh in on this one. Tofutti? Where are you when we need you? 

Louis DeJoy looks like a guy who just DESTROYS the bathroom every time he uses it and is super proud of this fact afterwards.

I’m sure she’s very concerned and furrowed her brow for a few moments. 

Throughout the 80s and 90s, a palatial master bath with the requisite soaking tub was often promoted as a ‘must have for real estate value’ despite most people never using them. Seems like the trend now is for larger and more elaborate showers. Jetted tubs are gross to me — water gets stuck in the flexible tubing which…

Honestly baffled how his business made that much money. I’m only familiar with Nygard because of the gaudy flagship in Times Square. Does anyone wear his clothes? Is it just a Canadian thing? 

I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”

YES! The Worst Witch is exactly what came to mind when I watched it. (Not a bad thing, I loved this movie as a kid).

My friend and I were debating this lyric this weekend. He thinks it’s referring to the squishy noise. I thought she was implying that her vagina creates a prodigious amount of fluid--so much that she can use it to boil pasta. I’m not sure who is right.

She’s from Fremont. I have relatives there and I assure you this lewk is considered quite de rigueur between the ages of 16 and 60 around these parts.

Michelle has repeatedly said she has no desire to run for any office. As much as I think she would make a great VP, I don’t blame her and I respect that.

Managing Director of the Carlyle Group. Banking and private equity pays big.

That would be a bit gauche, he’s worth (only) 60 million.

This article made me miss Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak’s delightful “Best Restaurant” review of American Girl Cafe in 2014.

And super small hands! What a coincidence...

Whoopi’s wax figure might still be spiritually possessed by Orlando. (Who can’t get over what Ortisha did to her hair.)

You blend and blend and blend. Mmmhmm. Blending is the secret.

In the 80s, my family moved into a brand new home and my mother was in love with her country blue kitchen. EVERYTHING was country blue with a goose border wallpaper and duck and goose country crafts. It was like some sort of affliction had befallen every midwestern housewife because all my friends homes had a similar…