I grew up in the Ranch Dressing Belt (Ohio) where ranch is considered one of the mother sauces of my people. I also put Miracle Whip on turkey sandwiches.

He’s always reminded me of a skin suit filled with cheez whiz and cigarette butts, but this description is accurate too. 

Show me a republican and I’ll show you someone who hasn’t the slightest idea about graphic design. Or spelling. Or grammar. 

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.