no5isalive
No5isAlive
no5isalive

I really want to know if anyone actually uses their soaking tubs on a regular basis - as in at least once a week.

His company makes (made?) a shit ton of money designing, manufacturing, and selling women’s clothing. I recall from my younger days that he sold a higher-end line (in Canada, at least), plus a whole bunch of lower-priced brand names that were popular with older ladies (a hell of a lot of women in Canada have owned

Ugh....whatever, Donald! Go play with the plane while the adults talk.

It was a joke! seems to be the go to excuse for pretty much everything in Trumpworld. That, and “Jesus forgives me”.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

Suicidal outbursts and mental illness are serious concerns for society as a whole. I would not wish them on anyone. Also, I have no empathy for Parscale. He’s as much of this horrible scenario as Kushner, Ivanka and Steven Miller.
I followed Parscale since he became the man in charge of trumps initial digital

Let me start by saying that I hope Brad gets the help and treatment he needs.

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Questionable green screen, you say? Flowing fabric, you say?

Mac in a pot, the squishy noise it makes when stirred, is often likened to pussy. Now, what Annie line are you hearing?

I believe it’s a reference to Annie’s brand mac & cheese but I don’t know where the bit about her putting her whole pussy into it fits.

Uh... I’m afraid to google, so, can someone explain that Annie and macaroni line to me? All I’m pulling up in my head is Little Orphan Annie, the only Annie I can think of, and I’m PRETTY SURE that’s not where this is going. I hope it’s not?

No conservative pundit’s career every really dies, it just transforms.

CAN BIDEN JUST PICK KAMALA HARRIS, ALREADY, SO SHE CAN SPEAK TO THE NATION AND UNIFY US IN SOME SMALL WAY?

It’s like someone said, “What would the Wives wear if The Handmaid’s Tale took place in Tampa?”

Remember how his supporters love him because he “tells it like it is” and “says what he means?” Funny how everything he says needs about a dozen spin-monkeys to make my kind of sense out of it.

You guys mocked the perinuem sunners back in November. But now we know that getting sunlight up in your body is the cure for the coronavirus.

Shhhhhhh!
The best thing for his frothing base of racist mouth breathers who are hell bent on cheering on their Dear Leader’s lust for burning it all to the ground is to start mainlining bleach and guzzling buckets of lysol preferably while in a large group toting the AR-15s and waving confederate flags. If Mein Drumpf

It’s the Donnie Dingus Fun Time Hero Hour Starring Donnie Dingus and the Not So Ready For Pandemic Time Players. On today’s episode, Donnie sputters. wheezes, flails and feebs uncontrollably until someone dares to ask a real question, at which point he becomes Herr Trump, Destroyer Of The Fake. These “press

OK, I just watched the crazy president dinnertime 2 hr show.... can’t someone in that room stand up and say “You’re rambling.” Pardon? “You’re rambling and you’re not making any sense.” Hilarity and a step-towrad-normal may ensue.

You know what’s less exciting than Biden? Four more years of Trump. Scratch that, another Trump term is downright terrifying.