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Will this never cease to be the truth??

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

Why would I listen to a 40 minute podcast when I could just scroll for 90 seconds only to realize you IGNORED MY LETTER FOR 7TH GODDAMM TIME, MADGERY?

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

That, and now I have to actually listen to Magary’s voice instead of pretending his voice doesn’t suck.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

The best thing about this clip is that Rock dapped them after those fans were booted minutes earlier from the camera-facing front row because Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn hate non-WWE-approved “fun”. I imagine Vince going absolutely apeshit at the monitors backstage as Rocky single handedly turned what could have been

Fuck man I feel your pain. I always thought bed bugs was a scary story people told they’re kids at night. Until one day I was terrorized by them.

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Nah, that one’s on me, not the refs (see the correction).

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

And Colts fans(like myself) could not be happier! We and the players love Chuck. Now Fire Grigson!

In college my roommate and I decided to throw a generalized “winter” party. We cut out paper snowflakes, put Christmas lights everywhere, holiday colored jello shots, etc. We had about 50 people in our tiny apartment, had an awesome party, cops came, people had to leave, yada yada yada...

“Support you forever”

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but