Nothing will ever top the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl (may it rest in peace). Nothing.

The only thing whiter than storming the court is this comment.

This is actually an upgrade for him as the last time he brought a girl home to meet his family she died in her sleep of a heart defect.

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,…

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon.

LOVE IS NEVER WRONG

no more The Vane and Flight Club? Damn, i thought those sub-blogs were useful/interesting

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

8-1 is perfect. They’re going undefeated, 15-1 this year.

You’re a saint. I had many friends growing up whose parents LOCKED the house, to keep them out until they came home. I had friends who if they couldn’t convince a friend’s parents to allow them to come over, they stayed at the school/park next door until they knew their parents were home. I’m sure many of them would…

That’s very cool of you. Sometimes the rules need to be bent for the greater good. By being able to eat their dinner in the library, these kids don’t have to leave a safe space to go somewhere else to eat, or remain starving and increasingly miserable and having difficulty learning until they can go home when their…

Good use of an exception to the rules.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

Andy Dwyer is the world’s number 1 Colts fan and everyone knows that. He also makes the best mac and cheese.

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

I drove by someone’s house on Wednesday, and they already have a decorated tree outside their house.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.