Now imagine a list of every Sonic game released since 1996.

Ubisoft is French

I cannot confirm nor deny these allegations.

The fact that it’s Grayson complaining about sex in the video game industry is even funnier.

I imagine you were browsing some rule 34 splatoon when you stumbled upon this somewhere?

Your rage fuels me Kotaku, please let me drink your social justice tears. I want your tears inside of me.

You’re stupid.

His name should probably be Greg the Butthurt, but you know that’s totally up to him...

You just made him spit cheetos all over his keyboard in rage. Kudos

It’s not fair use if your entire show is to show off their game, adding nothing but a few blurbs.

Lol, best one yet. So simple and to the point for the troll.

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How is it always the case that the ninny who tosses around descriptors like “butthurt fanboys” the most is also invariably the one who best fits that description?

It’s funny how pissed you are because of the Switch reveal. I mean, have a look at your comment history. It’s just salt and insults right now.

No one cares about your nintenhate dude.

At this point, no one really cares about the system itself. With Nintendo, it’s all about the games. The only company that can float an entire gaming generation on the strenth of their own IP alone can do this. As long at the Switch can play games from EAD, Intelligent systems, Retro, Hal, (meaning, all of Nintendo’s…

Thank god you’re here to make sure everyone knows that you don’t like Nintendo. We’re all super proud of you for having such cool opinions.

It has the usual 2 buttons for both L and R.

Doesn’t look like it would be difficult for those to be made. What I really want, though, is these:

But China doesn’t believe in intellectual property rights; so who cares...