Surely Nintendo must be looking at this going WHY THE FUCK DID WE LICENCE OUR CHARACTERS TO SOME HORRIBLE LEGO KNOCKOFF.

Just accept it: you’re playing an online-only multiplayer videogame. If you wanted any hope of ever being able to replay it at a later date without the devs inevitably messing with it until it’s unrecognizable, you should’ve thought of that before you decided to pour so much time into it.

Better not talk about it or you’ll get shit from people for daring to question a localization.

Originals look way better.

I’m looking forward to the inevitable grave injuries.

If it’s really true that Gerstmann didn’t like either Doom64, Red Dead Redemption OR Super Mario World 2, then I’d say fuck your sarcasm, all the ridicule he gets is fully deserved. :)

Also for some weird reason stupid Kinja suddenly refuses to let me reply to anything but the first post in this thread? So consider my previous reply a reply to your second post about the CRT stuff.

Fully agreed on the CRT thing, and exactly what I’ve always been saying. Unfortunately many people are shallow as hell. They want that 1080p emulator look, and they don’t care if a retro game looks objectively shittier because of it. They just wanna see that number, because it’s been burned into their brain that a…

I mean, the first level opens with players being shot at by enemies locked in a cage.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU PEOPLE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU, GROW THE FUCK UP.

You seem to be under the impression that Kotaku is a gaming site. it isn’t. It’s a blog to vent the frustrations of no-talent millennial cunts who try to make headlines with the only thing they know will generate enough outrage to get them any clicks.

Are you just looking at the gif? Because gif is awful and outdated (ironic that gawker sites still tend to use it so much) leading to uneven choppyness you don’t see in the trailer.

And as weird as it is to say about a Pokémon character, Sycamore looked, well...hot.

See THIS is what I always hoped high-resolution 2D games would look like in the year 2016. Real, cartoon-quality, hand-drawn animation.

Are you serious? I hope you’re not suggesting they use that horrifically atrocious auto-tweening bullshit that plagues so much of today’s animation.

You can’t expect the average willfully ignorant “progressive” in 2016 to understand, or even want to attempt to understand, any kind of subtleties like that.

Jason, it sucks that you got death threats (although the one you posted looks so comedically over the top that it looks like someone’s idea of a joke IMO), and I know that makes you feel upset at people. But I don’t think calling up a videogame store to ask about the release date of a videogame qualifies as…

It’s the same charger they’ve used since the DSi. I already owned two of them.

You absurdly have to buy one separately,

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call legally blind.