I feel like Jax is- while he always does this because he gets bored and he’s a horrible person- is either making it up/embellishing the Kristen going down on his girlfriend thing because he’s building reasons to break up with her. And I bet as soon as she started gaining weight (she looks great, but you KNOW he is not…

Oprah, just give us what we want.

I dream of CJ’s snark in response to all the fucking insane shit that is going to come out of his mouth.

Thank you, I appreciate this!

I also think about how my ex (union ironworker in Chicago) didn’t mind Trump (he’s also a minority but is somewhat racially ambiguous)- and how most of his coworkers were voting for Trump. Because of everything else he went on and on about in his campaign, basically looking the other way when it came to what he…

“Hey can we just hire the cast of The West Wing?”

I always have to remind myself of this- I am super conservative when it comes to investing, and that doesn’t yield great returns or growth. I’m just absolutely terrified of losing it all. No matter how much I read or if I meet with an advisor- I feel really stupid when it comes to this subject. I also get this out of…

oh my fucking god.

I just want to hug her. I bet she’s a great hugger.

I kept seeing this on my FB feed and thought it was an Onion or HardTimes article.

I just want to talk about Maria Bartiromo’s gloves.

That interviewer was so uncomfortable! Love it.

Am I correct that I can only basically watch these on youtube? Because I can always use more Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding.

I am always disappointed that Richard Ayoade isn’t more popular over here. I just want to hang out with him, or at least see him more regularly on either tv or in movies over here.

Favorite moment: Willie singing to Patti LaBelle.

That’s what I was just saying to my very media-obsessed friend who knows all the juice. She’s never heard of a girlfriend. Fascinating.

I definitely learned the slow eye blink and fuck you smile from my Mom. It’s really intense when we both do it to each other at the same time. Woo. We could burn down a forest.

I love the slow blink.

(you’re right by the way, I hope that didn’t sound dismissive)

And to that I will just say, “Bless your heart.”