Well they probably know. They know a lottttt. They somehow knew everyone in my dorm was doing acid. But there's not a whole lot they can do to stop it unless they have names. Kids are sneaky, unless they are ordered and check in at every building and every place, just like normal life- they can go fuck someone on…

I love Hoda. She's like.... the girlfriend of my dreams.

There's some of that, and sure- like the below person said, "pedigree".

I didn't see where the school backs this officially. There are a ton of traditions at boarding schools, and I'm sure most high schools. Living on campus as an underage person, you try to break as many rules as the same aged person living at home with their parents.

Pretty sure nothing like this ever happened at my boarding school, at least not some sort of fucked-up "tradition".

#levontakingadump on instagram is one of my favorite hashtags.

#1 Dear Ramona, I can't imagine a man in this world that would even dream of dealing with your brand of crazy, disgusting human being. Good riddance.

I like how Slater says, "Wanna say that to my face?" when Screech, in fact, did just say it to his face.

Jesus Christ. I would be completely broke if we were friends.

His columns have been so heartfelt, it makes me adore him that much more. He wrote one in response to one person who was suicidal, and it was just perfect. His positivity is something that is so needed. He's wonderful.

Yeah I don't get the Ibiza thing. That place was "the place" like 20 years ago.

Oh ok. I was always pronouncing it like bar. I lived in Philly for a year... but somehow never heard anyone say it. "Once you leave Wilkes Barre, never speak of this place..."

Oh good. For a second there I was thinking- man, I've been pronouncing Wilkes-Barre incorrectly for years.

Yeah watch it- she might sue your ass.

I like how her calmest moment is when she turns to the black female cop and says, "They're racist."

Face scars are a huge turn on.

I was solely focused on my boyfriend, Chibs.

I'm more interested in this:

This guy is the definition of trying too hard. It's one thing to be inventive/creative, but this is just.... ugh. Leave me alone.

Whatever, ladies.