Canada and USA play a gold medal hockey game tonight.

Last season - win 10 in a row, miss the playoffs

I was EXCITED AS HELL until I saw it was Paradise and not Revenge.

I really hate open world Burnout.

I didn’t like Paradise as much as i liked Revenge. Maybe I will give it another try though.

Ok, but Burnout Paradise is the worst Burnout? Why not something like Burnout 2?

Chris Long’s response to this on twitter was priceless.

Some infractions you can’t let slide, others you can, eh?

She’ll certainly get an icy reception from the other curlers.

You think this is fun now, McQuade?

Hopefully it means I’ll friggin get rid of that quest from my primary weapon slot, holy hell

Yep

Yeah this was better. Kelce just has so much charisma and is having so much fun it’s contagious. I love Chase Utley, and “World Fucking Champions” was great, but Kelce absolutely crushed it.

Nah. I much prefer Kelce’s airing of grievances. Much more authentic, and more “Philly” than Utley’s joy and amazement.

It would be hard to top Chase Utley’s “World Fucking Champions” after the 2008 World Series victory, but this might’ve done it.

Don’t besmirch the good name of Green Man! He didn’t actually take or destroy anything in the video I saw, just kind of stood around in the gas station while it was being looted.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Question is, what’s Tom Brady’s?

I’d like to think that I showed poise last night by not destroying anything and passing out in the hallway of Monk’s Cafe (don’t worry, it wasn’t open).

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Jake Elliott is mystifyingly automatic from 45+ yards and 50/50 at best from inside 30, so I get it