If Cataldi is involed, the very worst of Philly will be too.

We’re nearing the other end of the continuum from where we were right before the officials just said “fuck it” and let Brett Hull’s 1999 Stanley Cup winning goal count..

Handsome Jack

Wow. Really? You thought your friends would buy you a phone?

Not a delay? YOU’RE OFF THE HOOK FOR THIS ONE, SCHREIER.

Specifically at Fort Sumter

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

You are married to a centauride? That is hot.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Oh honey, no. Do NOT yank out the “I was mocked online which happens to everyone when they write personally, especially women” line when you’re getting rightfully and righteously dragged for absolutely egregious and un-disclosed paid promotion in your soul-baring and adjectivally excessive masturbatory exercise for…

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

- William Atherton (debatable whether this character was really a douche canoe in this movie, but I’m insisting because I love the man; Walter Peck - Ghostbusters) - (Richard Thornburg - Die Hard) indubitably a douche yacht.

Christopher McDonald is a god damn hero. Sometimes I don’t think actors get enough credit for crushing roles that call for them to be epic douche canoes. Let’s Remember Some Douche Canoes.

- Daniel Cosgrove (Richard Bagg - Van Wilder)

Wrong Pederson - Boise State’s coach was Chris Petersen, Eagles’ coach is Doug Pederson.

Anyone running Goblins this way should get their DM card revoked. Goblins are not meant to be a level specific challenge, such that over time, the party may or may not win. Goblins are a narrative tool, as are many monsters in D&D. Goblins can be better used to:

At least with a blow out, I can pull a Marky Mark and find something else to do. It gives me time to come to terms with the loss. A close loss makes me hate myself for ever believing.

Heartbreaker. By the end of the blowout, you come to terms with things, you aren’t starting to think about the next game, and you feel like your team truly wasn’t the better team that day, and it’s kinda okay. With the heartbreaker, you know you should be going on. I’m a Vikings fan, and when they blew the NFC…

Heartbreaker. The thought that knowing that if only that one play or one call had been different can eat at you. If only Beltran had gotten that hit in Game 7. If only the Seahawks had run Lynch instead of forcing a pass. If only Buckner made that play. If if if...

I feel like blowouts feel worse when you’re watching at the venue in-person because you’re basically stuck there watching your team stink up the joint, whereas at home you can basically say “screw this” and turn on Die Hard instead or something.