preemptively greased up poles

Ever hear of a self-fulfilling prophecy? Philly fans will be “insufferable if they win” because they’ve already been branded as such before it even happens.

As I Giants fan I see this as a Sophie’s choice between Mountain Dew and crab juice.  

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Jesus, some of these “problems” D2 players are whining about are pathetic. I’m not happy with the state of the game but the community itself is half of the reason I stopped playing.

I mean I know he’s a pro and it’s a split-second decision and it’s not all on him but that might be the worst tackle in NFL history.

Mariota caught his own pass for a touchdown. I don’t think anything will quite be as insane as that but it certainly set the stage and I am here for it.

Who knows... she could have been a drifter.

And you’ll be rich beyond the dreams of avarice....

But she don’t care!

Where the fuck are their parents?

Also in Southern Ohio.

the “Wet Dream Team” had names on the backs of their jerseys like “Knee Grow”

White Power Forward

How can the Chiefs be the Browns of the playoffs when Marvin Lewis and the Cincinnati Bengals exist?

Tell me about it

Jet fuel doesn’t run the ball.

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

Snoke’s cutting remark about the helmet in The Last Jedi laid bare something we already knew: that Ben Kenobi is basically just a punk.

It’s all fine and well (and even admirable) that you’re able to laugh at yourself—or at jokes that reference conditions you have. However, you, as an individual, don’t have the right to speak for others in terms of what they are or are not bothered by.

It’s also worth noting that blackface has its roots in some…