Manu Mana. Doo doo de doo doo.

Just now realized Rand Paul and Ron Paul are two separate people. Thank you for this service.

“Sometimes I’m rude and blunt but never disrespectful”

Yeah, I actually did a double take at “fled to Denmark with a guy I met whilst I was playing an MMO about dinosaurs.” It’s like reading about somebody complaining about a hangnail and steps they tried to take care of it and then they casually slip in “so after I decided to amputate my arm...”

“...I’m rude and blunt but never disrespectful”

Whew... that first guy. Sorry your girlfriend didn’t appreciate your brilliant humor where you decided it was more important for you to be able to mock her than it was to respect the fact that she didn’t find that kind of thing funny. IDK, maybe I am reading too much into it and she really was oversensitive, but I’ve…

How exactly does Destiny 2's Bright Engrams affect gameplay?

To be fair, the only really bad examples of loot boxes this year came from the Blizzard suite of games and Battlefront 2.

Which one’s which?

I will enjoy the many months of silence this cowboys loss will grant me, both in real life, and on social media. The Dallas Cowboys, to the pit of misery!

This is people being triggered without knowing much about the story or character; and Vincent acting horrified not only is in character for him, but also realistic:

Is there a chance the guy is very hetero and that such an undisclosed, important bit of information is really throwing him off? Should he just shrug it off, flip over and say, “why not?”

My great grandmother was the matriarch of a historic black Baptist church. Her daughter, my great aunt Barbara, was the head pianist and leader of the choir. Aunt Barbara had 3 children. The first two were teenage girls who played the piano and sang in the choir. The third child was the out-of-wedlock son of the…

He’s concussion proof.

I think movie time made it seem longer than it was. It doesn’t take very long to fire at transports. Meanwhile, we’re checking in on Canto Bight, the transport gang, Kylo and Rey, etc. I don’t think it took her more than a few minutes to make the decision. (And kamikaze tactics aren’t arrived at lightly.)

Kylo killed Han. Fuck Kylo. Fuck his redemption. Fuck him joining the light side. Fuck him until he dies. Then dig up his corpse and fuck him again. And if he becomes a Force Ghost, fuck that too.

I just wish that there was an amazing musical piece to accompany it like there was for the Maul fight.

What a lousy way to lose Angela Merkel tho.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.