Radek Bonk.

I’m also realizing I said “duo” and listed 3 names. Adding to my dad’s inclination nicely.

My sister and I, who grew up with the 1990s Phillies (but I was too young to know the ‘93 team, which in retrospect is for the best), always would play catch in the yard imitating a double play duo which, I shit you not, consisted of Kevin Stocker, Mickey Morandini, and Rico Brogna.

I didn’t know I was about to have sex with someone until she started taking her clothes off in my bedroom.

Well yeah. How would you get them on your feet otherwise?

Yup. Ladies, if a woman is hitting on your guy friend, please let them know ASAP, because good chances are, they don’t realize it unless she is literally grabbing his dick.

*shirt is actually green*

I’ll trade places with that first guy. I’ve got the problem of not picking up on clues from women flirting or trying to start something who ARE interested.

Eating french fries and think sipping a chocolate shake actually tastes wonderful. I just wanted to get that out there. Yes I am a fatty.

Listen. Fries dipped in a Frosty is one of the top five best foods of all time. I won’t stand for this snarky “chocolate and fries” nonsense.

In what’s as natural a combination as chocolate and french fries

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

Do I get royalties for this?

WYTS-Eagles from Ron:

No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.

You people think eating at a gas station is the height of cuisine.

No.

Give the pitcher credit for that, Engel run to third because it appeared to be uncovered, but McHugh hustled over there to cover before Engel could reach it.

I’ll be over here with two of these.

They shot most of the original movies (interiors, anyway) at Elstree Studios near London. They cast a ton of locals.