Put a chunk of coal in his stocking. Then, hit him with said stocking.

People who prefer the PS2's “quality” visuals are the same people who think VHS offers an experience you can’t get with Blu-ray and that the distortion and low fidelity fuzzing sounds on ancient LP’s are better than than crystal clear audio where you can hear all the instruments.

I disagree, honestly. I think if the developers had had the ability to make the game look like this in 2006, they would have without hesitation. I don’t look at these before-and-after screenshots and see something more cohesive or impressionistic, I just see something more blurry and struggling against its…

Well you should at least thank her for that.

Aww, let him have his fun. Nobody goes to see a Phillies game to see baseball played “the right way,” or even the “professionally competent way.”

And everyone’s mind was blown. And asked, “How could this have happened?”. And scratched their head at the sheer random nature of humanity, for if one could not predict this, what other surprises and horrors awaited us in the coming days?

If only Odubel had called for it IN ENGLISH...

I can’t wait for the Jets to sign him to a monster deal and then watch him fail because he’s in our jersey.

Someone better Ride the Lightning down to the sod farm

They will be forever unforgiven

And nothing else matters.

Sad but true.

They were so preocuppied with whether they could that they forgot to ask whether they should.

What I mean is that the guy seems to be looking for someone to tell him the relationship can’t be saved because he WANTS to get out, and I get the feeling the only reason he hasn’t done it already is the fact that his personal finances are in the shitter.

I’m so mad at OoT, and I’m not even the one suffering from the misfortune of being married to him.

Right? Dude sounds like a child. He’s not taking care of anything around the house and expects his wife to waltz in and tell him how wonderful he did? I get that he’s depressed and it can feel like piling on, but you have to realize that the world keeps moving when you’re depressed. You don’t get to stop just because…

That first one is very sad. I’m less concerned with the marriage being saved than I am with that dude figuring his friggin’ life out. Individual counseling seems the absolute best, most important thing. He needs to work on himself before dragging his wife into therapy to work with him—because based on the history laid…

Asking can a relationship be saved is like asking if you’re too drunk to drive. If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

The case could be made that he wasn’t even top 10 in 2016

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.