Reese’s Pieces is supposed to rhyme. So that is how you pronounce Reese’s. Those Ree-Sees people are probably the same ones who wear Sixburgh shirts everywhere.

I tend to prefer FFVI, but IX does have Beatrix...

The correct answer is FFVI.

FF VI has always been my personal favorite in the franchise, but IX is such a close second that it’s almost a tie (VI came out when I was 13/14, so it hit at a much more emotionally impactful time in my life; by the time IX rolled around, I was in college, and didn’t have the time to appreciate it properly on my first…

I feel deeply vindicated. FF9 ties with FF6 in my head for all time favorites in the series, but FF6 gets the proper amount of love while FF9 was largely ignored for a long time.

Wait a minute. Somebody thinks Star Trek IV isn’t the best Star Trek movie?

Wait a minute. Somebody thinks Star Trek IV isn’t the best Star Trek movie?

“Due to the unforeseen popularity of the NES Classic, we at Nintendo have decided to increase production to 10 whole systems, the first three of which are now available for preorder”

Dude. Lady. Whatever you identify as. I implore you. No more Redtube. Pornhub is here now.

“I want my child to have an ingrained sense of objectification of women, BUT I don’t want to risk him seeing a butthole...”

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

“I was obviously bummed by the news, but also happy for her. So I decided I would just be her friend, and swallow my crush. Since I did not want to make things awkward, I told her what I had planned to do, and that I did have feelings for her, but I was fine with staying friends.”

I don’t give a crap what he “is,” because yes, he’s a fantastic player. Anyone who questions that is a fool. What is obnoxious is when he does things like this, he comes out smelling like a rose and Pens fans are all like “what? you just dislike him because he’s good.” Hell I’d respect you more if you just called…

Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

That’s a clown comment bro.

This is clearly satire right? The fact that Phillie Phanatic is not number one is an attempt at some sort of humor correct?

Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please.

The man is an American hero and I will broker no dissent on this issue.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Haaaaaave you met Bob Jones University?