Nixorbo

4/13/17

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

4/9/17

Both were sac fly RBIs.

4/8/17

Reading the first two words of a headline as “AMAZON HACKED” was unnerving. Ihaven’t had coffee yet.

4/8/17

“Amazon hacked-” what?!
“and slashed the price-” oh...

4/5/17

Preach it Hannah, the DH is and always will be an abomination-an affront to God and man. Specialization sucks the joy out of the game. There is nothing more deflating than your team facing their pitcher with 2 outs and 2 on and he bloops a single to bring up the top of the order. The DH smells to me of T-ball rules.…

3/31/17

I can’t wait to get excited for a spot in the wild card game only to face off against the current most dominant starter the NL has to offer. I really won’t complain though since I spent most of my life listening to my dad tell me about the glory years while I watched a team that couldn’t even finish .500

3/31/17

Chase is my favorite player of all time. But it’s okay to love both and gush over J-Roll at the end of his career.

3/28/17

Fillion for President in 2020.

3/27/17

Best Small Backpack- Arc’teryx Cambie

3/27/17

The LLBean Continental Rucksack:

3/27/17

#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

3/26/17

I’m curious why you played 100+ hours of a game you don’t think was very good without even beating the story. I mean, I played 116 hours and did almost everything I could think of and I really liked it.

3/24/17

*pushes up poindexter glasses

Uh, no “it wasnt very effective” is Pokemon not Dungeons & Dragons. the proper phrase would have been “He failed his persuasion check” this is why I don’t play with noobs they ruin everything.

3/21/17

What would really be great is a new controller with better designs on the Start and Select-style buttons. The 360's Start and Back buttons had arrows on them pointing to the left or right, making it intuitively easy to understand which button I’m being prompted to press. The different shapes of the Start and Select…

3/15/17

Cody Asche’s greatest asset as a Phillie was having a batting stance that made him look like Chase Utley until he actually swung.

3/15/17

As a Phillies fan, I’m glad Kodayashi is impressing during another team’s spring training, only to inevitably fall apart all season long.

3/15/17

I’ll drop $20 for this after watching maybe 6 minutes of NCAA basketball all year long (maybe). Same exact results every year.

3/9/17

An hour and fifteen minutes away? Some people’s daily commute is longer than that...

3/5/17

The Space Pope would not approve.

2/27/17

(Meanwhile just outside the Sol system at a lone alien monitoring post)
Alien 1: “So what did they do today?”
Alien 2: “Well a bunch of the creative ones paid actual resources and spent months playing a space simulator that involves travel and economics. Then another group of humans decided to do the same, but with the…