Rumspringa training.

Just finished the dungeon about thirty minutes ago. This is me 1,000 times: “Alright finally made that series of jumps I’ve been stuck on for 20 minutes, now just to make Noctis turn ever so slightly so I’m facing the right way”

This is Noc: “Time for a jog.”

Or that if you tried to turn around, Noctis would turn around AND STEP FORWARD

Try doing it with uncontrollable stick drift in both sticks.

No, no...Nixorbo is correct. The platforming is a godawful fit for how comparatively imprecise the jumping and movement are in Final Fantasy 15. It took the better part of half an hour to merely walk up a series of narrow girders towards the end of the dungeon. Were the movement tighter or the checkpoints more…

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

I’m A High School Student Looking For My First Ride! What Car Should I Buy?

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

And imagine if they finally made a new engine for this one instead of using the shitty old one with a new coat of polish on it...

Final Fantasy 13. Got to the part where the game finally opens up to be an actual final fantasy game and I was so completely comatose from the most boring RPG I’ve ever played I just stopped.

Remove her sexuality from the equation.

Mmmmm! Delicious gender rolls!

Being tall isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 6'5", Tall enough to hit my head on everything, too short to see it before I get there.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Involuntary ballslaughter.

That reminds me of a funny story. Actually it’s not so funny as it is long...

Lol Tobias was definitely not a Top 5 prospect. Not even a Top 5 prospect for the Phillies. He wasn’t even in their Top 30. He wasn’t even their best 2B prospect. He’s 24 and has only played A ball. He is definitely “a prospect you’ve never heard of.”

Unless this comment also fits into the “this whole website is about sarcasm” dynamic — if so, I congratulate you on the trolling — in what world was Josh Tobias (a 10th-round pick with a career .801 OPS) a top-five prospect next to Moncada or Benintendi? http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20161220&content_id=2119…

Josh Tobias wasn’t even ranked by MLB.com as one of Philly’s top 30 prospects, much less up where Moncada or Benintendi were.