Man, I dunno, the Indians may have come out ahead here: I felt that segment was three times too long.

That’s hyperbolic nonsense. The Phantom Menace is one of the worst major-release films ever made. It’s fine to dislike The Force Awakens, but c’mon.

Force Awakens was fine. It really was. John Boyega ruled, Daisy Ridley ruled, Oscar Isaac wasn’t in it enough but he was good in the parts he was in, Kylo Ren was weird and intimidating, seeing Han and Chewy and Leia again ruled, it had good lightsaber shit and good X-wing shit and good Millennium Falcon shit and it…

No it wasn’t! Lol. This was a dumb movie with cool parts. Force Awakens may have been Star Wars Greatest Hits, but it was still better than zombie Tarkin fights the growed up space Goonies

You think episode 7 is the worst? And...you are counting the prequels?

the way I see it is this: The Force Awakens was the Star Wars movie we wanted. Rogue One was the Star Wars movie we *needed*

K-2SO, the primary robot pal in Rogue One, is unlike any other droid Star Wars fans have spent time with. He cracks jokes, but they’re grim and straight-laced. When his handler inevitably gets into trouble, he gets his (metallic) hands dirty and murders himself some stormtroopers.

“K-2SO, the primary robot pal in Rogue One, is unlike any other droid Star Wars fans have spent time with.”

The funny thing is the movie is missing scenes from the trailers.

On the bright side, no Bothans were harmed making this movie.

There’s 2 different levels. The normal level (that’s the 40 buff) and light level (that’s the true level system). The normal one means nothing other than locking you out of equipping certain gear and missions. The Light Level is the true progression system.

There’s 2 different levels. The normal level (that’s the 40 buff) and light level (that’s the true level system).…

I love the growth of this comment.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

“Finally...someone else is the biggest crybaby in hockey”

Okay guys, look. I get it, this is a progressive site, and I love it for that. Making jokes about characters’ gender is a touchy subject, particularly for many that are struggling to deal with that. I honestly love that Quina in particular is repeated referred to in a gender-ambiguous way, with few, if any, jokes…

GTFO!! Vivi and Quina getting married is one of the best moments from any Final Fantasy and Quina’s personality totally fuels it!

Patch to change Armor to Armoire

Patch to make everyone who thinks FFVII is the best game in the series play FFVI.

Vietnam special at 118?!?!?! How high are you right now Raph?!?!