Officials are looking for this man, believed to be an accomplice of the raccoon:

Sure hope he lasts longer than my Fallout 3 Dogmeat.

For all intents and purposes, this kind of emotional abuser is creating a hostage situation. The only twist is that they’re holding themselves hostage, saying “don’t you dare leave me or the hostage gets it,” while holding the gun to their own head.

I just went from six to midnight.

We used the Klobb as an insult gun.

Mad Max: Fury Mode?

Does it still have USB 3.0 interference problems? I’ve had one for a few years now, brought it to work and it’s suddenly barely functional.

Does it still have USB 3.0 interference problems? I’ve had one for a few years now, brought it to work and it’s…

The only correct option was “See you, space cowboy.”

I NEED THIS SETUP

It was Cherry Hill. There’s a Jewish joke waiting to be made but I just can’t quite bring myself to find it.

The Friendly Nissan Giant is unimpressed.

::Obligatory woody joke::

I *hated* Y-wing missions in X-Wing/X-Wing Alliance.

So ... Presequel?

CHASE FUCKING UTLEY

I would pay for Lego Robo so fast.

My Dogmeat died within 15 minutes of meeting him, so, yeah.

FU Center for life.

VIOLENCE DOESN’T SOLVE ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR ALL THE THINGS IT DOES.