I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million wallets cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Playtime’s over.

OK, now do it again.

Start?

You have MY fanscript!?!

I WAS THE TURKEY.

I was more questioning having to wait 15 minutes for a game because there aren't enough people of one faction available in matchmaking.

Are there numbers on what factions people are actually playing as? Because Faction Wars strike me as a terrible idea. What happens on a night when there are a disproportionately small number of New Monarchy players online?

I don't remember Carrie Fisher being that stacked.

Ditto.

Ditto.

Today Bungie released a new patch for Destiny, a video game in which players gradually learn how to quit playing Destiny. The good news: they've fixed that awful heavy ammo bug. The bad news? Well, they've got a whole new ammo bug to tell you about.

Also, Iron Banner's coming back next week.

To give you an example: you're down on yourself because your job isn't "impressive"; you're an obituary editor instead of, I dunno, a literary agent or something. This is a prime example of external vs. internal validation. Your job doesn't define how cool you are or how interesting you are. Your job is not who you…

Who wears short shorts?

So what's going to be my best bet for discounted XBL Gold? Last year there was a deal that was a year of Gold plus a free $20 gift card, I've been holding out renewing in hopes of something similar showing up.

Here you go: http://howlscastle.wikia.com/wiki/Calcifer

That's on top of the already-PlayStation-exclusive Dust Palace strike, so if you're keeping track, by the second week of December, PlayStation owners will have eight strikes while Xbox players only have six. Of course, it's been clear for months now that Bungie has firmly sided with Sony in the battle for your living…

Too complicated. Here you go:

May Jerry Jones live forever.

"II.5"? ::Eye twitch::