It reminded me of an SNL skit.

"The Worst (For Otherwise Great Shows)" ?

I like my head where it is, thanks.

Growing up is completely overrated.

I would gladly switch to a tiered data plan ... if the cheapest tier wasn't the exact price I'm paying for my unlimited plan.

'describing games as "the experience of being ruled"'

Before his time?

Why, you're one of the healthiest little children I've ever seen! And such plentiful organs!

"GIR was erroneously passed on as a top secret advanced model"

The American dubs for Ghibli movies range from the Very Good to the Excellent, I would expect no less here.

In sports games I like to turn off the commentary and play my own music.

Anthony Hopkins, actually.

I know! I seriously hope it remains as a permanent option.

Pratchett?

The Doctor would have kicked the faeries' collective asses.

Too much work, drinking beer.

+1

They did. It was terrible.

As long as she's not another Cockney.

I dunno, I still think the all-time greatest zinger ever is "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle."