Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

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Trump really is a man of action. Americans in Germany are now winning amazing deals.

Did they pay you to come on?

A great flop, but I am a bit partial to that time Lance Stephenson slapped himself and flopped hard:

Why single out Duke? None of the schools pay their players.

I’m a die hard Celtics fan for 35 years, and I actually want to get a poster of that Wall shot going through the hoop with this Simmons tweet overlaid on it.

How do you leave a toaster on? What kind of fancy ass toaster you using?

wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

I’m definitely a reach at the number 2 pick but I appreciate your faith in my football abilities and knowledge.

Unfortunately, there is a good chance this one will be canceled after a promising pilot.

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The Bulls definitely are butt. But they’re well-dressed butt. Like “going to the club on a Thursday” butt.

When I saw the kid wearing a Derrick Rose jersey, I figured he would dribble around for 23 seconds and then tear his ACL.

Oh my god. Someone could have gotten BRUISED! The NBA really needs to do something about this gratuitous violence.

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

The place below that red line... that’s Jay Cutler.