Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

No way he did this. There’s not even a single mention of an eye poke, so it can't be him.

It’s just you.

I feel like we haven’t spent enough time discussing this article

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

Jesus Christ can Deadspin please find someone else to talk about MLS? Someone who acknowledges the domestic league doesn’t have a 100 year headstart? Someone who has the self-awareness to recognize whining about rich people starting teams in MLS while pumping up the euro leagues is a trash take? Sorry the MLS isn’t…

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.

Jon Jones is a world class piece of shit, and the fact that he is allowed to headline a fight just proves the illegitimacy of the UFC. It’s a shame because I love MMA but it’s hard to be a fan of this organization. I’ll still watch on Saturday, but Dana ain’t getting my PPV dollars like he usually does. 

Please. Serena’s incident was not in any way a “meltdown,” “collapse,” “choke job after going up a break and then throwing it away,” or “moment of barely believable selfishness that distracted from the fact that she was getting run off the court by her young, rising-star opponent on the cusp of a thoroughly impressive…

I have no idea.

Memorial Day > Labor Day. At least in cold states. It kicks off picnic season. 

I feel like Mark Davis could decide to have his nose removed and no one would notice for weeks.

Drafted in the same year as his coach smh. 

The guy is amazing.

I would be a lot more convinced that LeBron is still top flight if Cleveland wasn’t doing so damn well in his absence. 

Can I suggest something? You’re probably thinking about things, maybe reflecting a bit on the story. You gotta start trusting that fast-twitch muscle if you wanna make the take.

I know in this day and age, we're supposed to take sides in everything. But I'm damn proud of both Reid and Jenkins

I just kind of feel like, after about six years of pretty regular commentary, it’s odd to be threatened with a ban not for something that violates terms of service, but for disagreeing with an opinion. But then I’m someone who will keep the argument going long after the rest of the world has moved on (usually that’s…

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…