your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

Straight Class, Homie 

“It’s lyrics,” Garbrandt said. “I grew up hanging out with blacks, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, selling drugs. That’s a street word we would always say. It wasn’t like I was using derogatory words toward anyone. That’s how we grew up. It was kind of normal. That’s it. It’s a learning experience for a lot of people to not…

“I would ass pound them two fags.”

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Eh, that’s tricky as hell, and I’m not really sure he made the wrong choice. Staying in college carries huge, huuuuuuuge risk for a first-round draft prospect. Like if he’d stayed at Kansas another year, developed his game, and entered the NBA readier to be a productive player, that would’ve been great; maybe he’d be…

Have you considered that maybe the Celtics are contenders *because* he got traded away?

This one is pretty great as well.

Patrick actually said “inarguably inferior.”

Except he said inarguably which means can't be argued

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

He’s probably no worse than a quality backup!

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

1982 in the Falkand Islands. Argentina was frauds then as well. 

I’m sure the list of All-Stars wanting to move to an EPA Superfund site and watch Jordan Clarkson throw up 14 bricks a game is extremely long.

“I’ve found that most threats of violence that are yelled out of Volkswagen Jettas are unfounded.” 

This is a perfect example of an #iamverysmart comment. You make a statement with the attitude “I will show this dumbass” and yet don’t understand at all what it means to have a PhD. Getting a PhD in a science like psychology DEFINITELY has a lot to do with math and statistics. Psychology research, like any other…

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.