Do people not realize “dong” is a slang term for penis?? This headline and these comments really take on a whole new unintended sexual meaning if you realize that. How embarrassing!!!!

Snowflake. Should have to return all his money back to the team for quitting. Cause apparently athletes follow different laws than normal people.

Maybe this is an old man complaining about the kids, but hot takes are supposed to be incendiary. Kawhi is a really great player and should be in a discussion. But the MVP is Westbrook so this is more of a wrong take than a Hot Take.

I gotta say, to me the difference between using easily-had fresh jalapeno and canned jalapeno is like fresh crusty hot bread right out of the oven versus a piece of moldy cardboard that just came unstuck from a dogshitty shoe sole. I don’t get it at all. I can get the corn thing, you just can’t always get fresh…

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

He’s droppin’ treys like he’s a bad waiter!

Seriously, I’m serious about this, I am being totally serious: if someone will venture fund me a couple million dollars, I will start a company that develops chips that shock the living fuck out of anyone who tries to take video with their phone in portrait mode.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Draymond Green would have some choice words on why a totally unnatural leg movement is being praised for a white guy...

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

I feel like Draymond has some spicy takes he could be serving up for us

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

Not quite, because there is both correlation and causation here, with wins and rushing attempts. Just not in the order Pagano believes.

I’m thinking about it—what if we were able to present the opinion of someone affected by Castro without commentary, while also holding the belief that Saudi Arabia’s rights record and Guantanamo are bad? That’d be wild. If only it were possible...

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this…

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.