In a perfect world Alec Baldwin would attend.

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

I’m confident the bar for ‘Bad President’ is going to be set quite low in 2020.

To be fair 88 of those wins were against the Washington Generals.

If you go to Twitter right now most of them are.

He will be playing Jedi Master Boyd Woody.

At this point I’m not sure he knows who Mike Francesa is.

If it stops a 7th Heaven Reunion Show then at least something good came out of it.

Geez, you’d think a guy with that much money could get a real girlfriend.

I think the people trapped on a plane with Alphonse D’Amato for 7 hours are the real victims here.

I was hoping the headline was literal.

A match like this almost makes up for all those ugly Badminton riots.

The Anti-Abortion infiltrators will be easily identified by their bare feet.

This isn’t how you fight. This is how you deflect attention away from the terrible candidates.

Clearly Jeff Sessions needs to be blocked.

Nothing but different colored racecars.

The Buggles were wrong.

So, how many people were fired or had to take pay cuts to pay for this?

Acting As A Unified Front To Effectuate Recovery an Reunification = Freaky Makeup Sex.

I read that as ‘Baby Feeder’.