This really psyches me up for some Mets Spring Training baseball....

This sounds like a pitch for the funniest Pauly Shore movie ever!

I think you mean Mike Pence.

I thought it was funnier when they called it ‘Ned and Stacy’.

I loved print comics until I moved.

Clearly assholes aren’t an endangered species.

By the time you catch up on the 18000 comics that are there the new stuff will probably be added. I just wish the viewer wasn’t merde.

Here, I just saved the taxpayers $39,999,000.

At least he’s got health care.

I’d go everywhere he went. I wouldn’t take my eyes off the sleazy SOB.

I’m sure we’ll know more when the next book is released.

RE: Selena Gomez and Bella Hadid.

Well, if you can’t believe Vladimir Putin, then who can you believe? Let’s all get back to making Russ.... er..... America Great Again.

I’m not sure this is how I would spend the one day a year I was famous.

“Civil Rights Hero John Lewis. Making copies......”

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

And there was only one channel. And that channel ran Everybody Loves Raymond episodes 24/7.

I’m sure driving her husband to buy ammunition made them feel like real Americans.

In 2 years they’ll be calling it Blood Carbon.

Well, I guess we know what Kenan Thompson is doing this week......