It’s a good first step, but I’d take it a little further.

Ethics are for the little people.

I’m sure there’s someone in his motorcade he’s eyeing for the position.

This is because they all say they’re sold out when Melania calls.

I would think they preemptively went for the small embarrassment of replacing him over the big embarrassment of having him publicly decline.

You know what they say: the 13th time is the charm.

I read the article very carefully.

She can live in Washington and just fly in a couple of days a week to Mayor.

For the what party?

Have fun for the next few months, kids. Before the stench of Trump ends all your careers.

Big Shaun Cassidy fan. Some day he’s going to do a show that runs more than 1 season. I don’t think it’s this one.

So it’s set in 2012?

BREAKING NEWS: THE PRESIDENT-ELECT IS A DICK.