If the Russians know how fat I am at any given time, they’ll figure out the exact moment to launch the attack. We can’t let that happen.

How sensitive is your calorie tracking data?

Google motto: “Don’t be evil. “ [proceeds to gradually do some arguably evil things]

Cops are probably gonna be a whole lot less excited about this surveillance footage when it fills in the missing time when their body cams were “accidentally” shut off.

Funny, the main use I have for Microsoft browsers is to use them to download a better browser.

Pretty sure I did not say that.

Old joke:
Doctor: Well, the trouble is, you’re obese.
Patient: I’d like a second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

I get it if you have unusual symptoms, but often, losing weight alone will cure or lessen the severity of many heath conditions, and it’s the most conservative treatment. That’s the honest truth, but it’s something a lot of people don’t like to hear. Often, the alternative is ordering lots of unnecessary tests or…

Everyone that I know has seen their wages substantially increase in the last ten years. I made 65k in 2009 and will make 134k this year.

Maybe you should actually learn what capitalism is, if all you can get is a “vague” idea of whatever the fuck..

Relative to profits, wages have been stagnant for about four decades. An anecdote about wages of a few individuals doesn’t change that.

Should pull the @itmejp tweet too now Luke.

It’s one of those questions one might call “unprofessional.” Thiel donated to his campaign, so therefore Hawley...talks to him about Gawker? Literally no one talks about Gawker anymore.  Kind of taints an otherwise interesting interview. It would also be nice if the fat socialist from the other article got anywhere…

I would love to see predatory microtransactions, including lootboxes, gone for good. Ban them, if that’s what it takes. But this pearl-clutching “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN” crap makes it seem disingenuous. 

No. No to absolutely everything you said. Aria becoming a proper lady and choosing the traditional domestic bliss her dullard of a father imagined for her over her own ambition and sense of self would be the worst thing they could do to the character. It would be a huge regression and completely out of character.

Ok Cap, lets start. “Vapers don’t care about any of this”. I am not sure where you are getting your statistics, but “most vapers” started vaping for the sake of preventing harm. So I guess you could say that “most vapers” DO care about this. It is a means to escape the thousands of chemicals and deadly additives that…

Ban nicotine YESTERDAY and the ENTIRE problem will be solved.

Not mad, just bewildered.

There is so much misguided nonsense in this post, it would be tiresome to unpack it all, and with practically no return on time invested.

FTFY. (Vaping is embarrassing and undignified).