First off: When he’s talking while playing, making jokes, and entertaining people, it is obviously transformative. That whole “with additional original work added” you mentioned.

No, seriously. Interpersonal skills aren’t lifehacks. Just no. They are important, sure. But they aren’t lifehacks.

One time my friends and I were out on the back porch when a swarm of bats flew by.

And now I can’t remember whether we’re talking about hit points or horse power.

Condoms have a typical use failure rate of 18 percent, meaning that 18 percent of heterosexual couples who use condoms will end up with a pregnancy after using them for a year. With perfect use, though, that rate is only 2 percent.

Did they even have remote controls when the phaser was ‘invented’?

Raccoons don’t even have a single HP.

Well then. You just started the Westerosi Jaguar Automobile Company.

This is compounded by the fact that the binge-eaters themselves might insist that the problem is merely a problem of willpower—if they could just discipline themselves, they would be able to lose weight.

Fun Fact: After being mashed around in your mouth, then stomach, then sitting in a vat of hydrochloric acid, potassium chloride, and sodium chloride, your intestines can’t tell all that great whether that sugar is from a coke or a strawberry.

In Trump’s America? We should just be happy that children still know how to read. Just be happy if they read any books. Even picture books will put them far ahead of their peers.

Or, in your case:

There can only be one.

Is there a similar tool for tracking liberal memes back to their source?

Also, freedom of speech protects you from government prosecution.

Do you honestly think that the violent antifa idiots are doing the right thing??

That would be correct if the people who mis-rate a product misrate it randomly. That is doubtful. I think the (reasonable) unstated assumption is that 2 stars are unlikely.

What? No.

You have running conversations with infants who can’t talk?

Ummm. That happens all the fucking time. There isn’t a news story about it because no one cares. Obviously.