Well, I clicked this article to read about how instead of receiving any type of first aid, or even comfort in his last moments, he got robbed instead.

Good God. You think that calling out shitstain journalists for their fake news bullshit somehow is NOT meaningful?

No. It makes it WORSE. Hence why they insinuated that it was the case was worse in the headline for clicks.

Yeah I’d sure hate to be ‘that guy’ who cares about accuracy and sensationalism.

That doesn’t even pretend to make any sense.

The actual numbers reported by the devices are rather meaningless, thought. Sure, it’d be nice if they were right, but it is completely unnecessary.

So uptalk is the Californian equivalent of Canada’s “eh?”, eh?

The only thing you lose is depreciation, but you’re a stupid and a cuck if you don’t suffer those losses at all?

He doesn’t say that people shouldn’t know how to use the force. He says the Jedi should end.

Found the fatty. How’s it going Fatty McFatface?

God, I hope not.

For this type of thing, intelligence is largely irrelevant. If you have enough faith to accept that the crazy cult leader is actually a holy man from God, you’ve bypassed the parts of your brain where your intelligence could have helped you.

The leader also diddles little children, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess?

Welp. Looks like someone didn’t read the article.

So? You asked why your doctor would have written a Plan B prescription even though it would very possibly not be effective for you.

Because you have a bad doctor and should find a new one?

Someone from NYC ignoring that the rest of the country exists? Do you enjoy being a walking stereotype?

Also, calls for overweight women to do clinical testing might not get the most applicants.

That’s great for everyone who lives close enough to a cheap Asian grocer.

Plan B is over the counter, no? No doctors prescribing anything.