People? No.

It is common knowledge that drugs are less effective if you are overweight. Everyone knows this. This is not news.

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

The reason they ask this question is to determine whether you are ambitious and are willing to fight to claw your way up the corporate ladder or whether you’ll just accept whatever shit is handed to you.

Good point. If there’s one trait that is shared amongst all con men it is their inability to come up with convincing sounding lies. That’s why they are never able to trick people...

But with the just-plain-weird questions, honestly it’s a result of interviewers who don’t know how to interview.

Last I checked we weren’t killing human orphans en masse because they don’t have homes to go to...

By the time you posted this, there’s already been a hoard of people agreeing. Without any data or studies or anything, why did you feel the need to waste everyone else time?

I’m disappointed to hear that shelters have unreasonable requirements, but they are trying to protect the animals from human cruelty.

Yes, as compared to the mental effects from being locked in a crate for months on end until it eventually gets put down...

Are you that stupid or that naive?

Piling on someone for being ineloquent. How very liberal.

“This can’t be the right place. Its day in the picture, but it is night here.”

Get back to me when you’re not a cheapass and you buy a decent phone.

Take a step back.

I have a shitty job, let’s see if there’s some way I can sue. #feminism

Sorry, but that’s NOT how it works.

Except that it isn’t a hard joke to understand. You just have to not be a complete idiot.

Yeah. It sure is a shame that Soviet America implemented a hukou system that requires you to get permits to move about and work in different parts of the country.

LOL!