The emergency system allows phones to receive presidentail emergency alerts when they enter a specific geographic area.

Real life Q?

Why would you not have a link to their actual site? I'd have put that before I put a link to a blog post.

Wouldn't it need to be around 500 degrees? I don't think that would be good for my fabrics.

Jeeesus. Can I work with you?

I have that one also. It is great for temperature, but, I can't say that I've never been steeping the tea, forgot about it for a minute, then had tea that was too strong and/or bitter.

I have that one also. It is great for temperature, but, I can't say that I've never been steeping the tea, forgot…

13:00. you fucking idiot.

If the words you read were "what's the best way to make it" and the understanding you got from that was "way to get the best cup of tea" then yeah, lack of comprehension is definitely the problem.

If the words you read were "what's the best way to make it" and the understanding you got from that was "way to get…

I say that I understand how things are, that I don't like them and how to change things to make them better without breaking everything. You say I'm ignorant as to how things currently work.

Everything you just said is a verbatim repetition of the video.

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Well, you obviously didn't watch the video. Does that foot in your mouth taste good?

Huh. So someone didn't watch it and asked for a synopsis. Someone else gave the synopsis without any snark. The the asker politely thanked the person for doing the favor.

There are many who disagree

Personally, I hope he starts a Comedy News Network.

Ok, I'm glad you now understand how bonkers it is to say something like:

No, it doesn't get re-released because -as you said - it is carbon neutral. Or rather, it gets re-released at the same rate that it absorbs more. That's what neutral means.

Yes but we aren't taking about mature forests. We are talking about planting new forests where currently none exist.

You got that part right at least! As a tree decays the carbon it releases goes right back where it came from: Sequestered in trees rather than the atmosphere....

You are aware that trees live for hundreds of years right? And that they don't rot while they are alive?