Wait, “Assholes” are a considered a protected class now?

That’s the correct answer. It’s possible ESPN gave her $20 million with a very broad and severe non-disclosure agreement. It’s also possible that ESPN gave her $20 and an NDA.

I MEAN COME ON

I’m gonna agree with Charlotte from Sex and the City, here. Elizabeth Taylor.

A sub roll is just a bigger hot dog bun.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

Christ, people are still trying to call a sausage inside of one piece of bread a sandwich?

I didn’t realize what a rip-off this bill was...now I’m kinda glad it failed.

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?

First the dissolve and now this. Lots of talented writers on the market right now. The being said, the writing was on the wall. The site really had gone downhill in the part several months.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Ugh, I get that she was an amusing storyteller, but I don’t understand how anyone could read that story about violent sex trafficking and a mentally ill-person self-harming and attempting suicide and come away entertained. The whole thing was pretty fucking disturbing.

The three big set pieces in this movie are amazing. Just like good food will make you want to slap your mama, you’ll watch this movie and then want to punch almost every big blockbuster “action” director in the face for their inability to show spatial relationships or to use editing to create tension.

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them. Sefolosha’s lawyers were able to find video that, when coupled with with TMZ’s, proved that testimony to be false.

24 points on 24 shots. He’s takin’ it back to the old school, isolations and low-percentage shots with the defense all over him. He’s a throwback.

I recognize that it’s a partisan witch hunt, not a gender based one, because I’m not a paranoid twat who is obsessed with female victimhood.

Yeah. Making Sidious the actual villain undermines Vader completely. It’s like when Bane is proven to just be a lackey in DKR, yet people give SW a pass on this.

George Lucas has a genius-level understanding of iconography and stooge-level understanding of character. All problems with Star Wars stem from this dichotomy.