I’m an OSU grad/fan. 11W is indeed the worst.

This is the worst sort of fan, and they’re everywhere—the type who is so fanblind that they see bias in anyone who doesn’t favor their team, even among the even-handed.

will say 100% anything to get elected

Yeah, at the prosecutor’s office I used to work at, before charges were filed we referred to the parties involved as the “prosecuting witness” and the “respondent.” Strange.

Correction: the Batusi.

What would chairs look like if we didn’t have knees?

When I read that heading I knew with 100% certainty who the author was going to be.

I thought it was funnier when writers for “The Soup” did it. Ten years ago.

People just have a gigantic boner for dinosaurs. (Shrug emoticon.)

Yep, this is textbook modus ponens.

Making Greedo shoot “first,” and his explanations for doing so, are so mindblowingly stupid that it actually makes me wonder if Lucas even understands dramatic storytelling.

This:

From relentlessly leaning on the inverted syntax to thinking it was a good idea to make Yoda a whirling dervish gremlin with a lightsaber, I think it’s pretty safe to say that George Lucas had literally no idea why audiences found Yoda so compelling.

Any decent, honest person.

I own Ghost Stories. It’s so goddamn hard and so goddamn fun. Me and two friends went to our local board game bar in Columbus and we asked for suggestions for a three-person co-op game. The server gave us a bunch. I told him I saw Ghost Stories on the shelf and asked why he didn’t recommend it. He said “oh, I only…

I own Ghost Stories. It’s so goddamn hard and so goddamn fun. Me and two friends went to our local board game bar in…

ARE YOU INSANE, WHAT IF SHE DROPS IT?

Killers are white: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speaking of, today local Detroit sports talk personality Mike Valenti apparently confirmed that the Lions are ending their partnership with his station and airing their games on a different radio station next season because the station refused the team’s request that they fire Valenti for being too critical of the…

In one episode of the documentary series The Story of Film: An Odyssey, the screenwriter said that years earlier he and Verhoeven had talked about making a movie about young would-be soldiers in pre-WW2 Germany who are super-enthusiastic about the Nazi “cause” without realizing that they are really the bad guys, but…