I’m an OSU grad/fan. 11W is indeed the worst.

This is the worst sort of fan, and they’re everywhere—the type who is so fanblind that they see bias in anyone who doesn’t favor their team, even among the even-handed.

will say 100% anything to get elected

Yeah, at the prosecutor’s office I used to work at, before charges were filed we referred to the parties involved as the “prosecuting witness” and the “respondent.” Strange.

What would chairs look like if we didn’t have knees?

When I read that heading I knew with 100% certainty who the author was going to be.

I thought it was funnier when writers for “The Soup” did it. Ten years ago.

Yep, this is textbook modus ponens.

Any decent, honest person.

I own Ghost Stories. It’s so goddamn hard and so goddamn fun. Me and two friends went to our local board game bar in Columbus and we asked for suggestions for a three-person co-op game. The server gave us a bunch. I told him I saw Ghost Stories on the shelf and asked why he didn’t recommend it. He said “oh, I only…

I own Ghost Stories. It’s so goddamn hard and so goddamn fun. Me and two friends went to our local board game bar in…

Killers are white: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speaking of, today local Detroit sports talk personality Mike Valenti apparently confirmed that the Lions are ending their partnership with his station and airing their games on a different radio station next season because the station refused the team’s request that they fire Valenti for being too critical of the…

In one episode of the documentary series The Story of Film: An Odyssey, the screenwriter said that years earlier he and Verhoeven had talked about making a movie about young would-be soldiers in pre-WW2 Germany who are super-enthusiastic about the Nazi “cause” without realizing that they are really the bad guys, but…

Have you ever been listening to “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails, and when it got to that one part you sang out load “I wanna fuck you like an ESKIMO”?

Everyone pray for Jennifer Lawrence. If Ms. Holder got all those bruises from a simple slip-and-fall, just imagine how badly JLaw must be hurting.

He beat that woman like a real leader.

You know, if they hurry up and shoot some footage about this, append it to the ending of United Passions, and then re-release it in theaters, I think they might be able to sneak over the $1,000 mark.

That top image. There’s a Gummo joke to be made here, but I just can’t get the bat off my shoulder.