I think it’s important that Kaine is actually, genuinely, a good person, which is a very sharp contrast with Pence and Trump regardless of their mutual lily whiteness.

Doesn’t the guy have an impressive and important civil rights background, above everything else? Isn’t that kind of a helpful thing in this political climate and in the years to come?

So what is he for?

Slate ranks all the Super Bowls by completely arbitrary metrics, which is silly because everyone knows the best Super Bowls were the last two the Patriots lost.

I AM THE FUCK LION

Its existence has not been illegal since 1984's Sony v. Universal Studios.

Thank you for being the sole Internet commenter brave enough to stand up for the police in 2016.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Let’s play “spot the Patriots fan”

Haha, that’s actually kind of a funny story. I did less than zero lobbying. In fact, it was Marchman and Draper who did the lobbying. The subject of Wile E. Coyote came up in our staff chatroom around this time last year, and I just raved and raved about how much I love those cartoons, and Marchman and Draper insisted…

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

I haven't seen a Norman sack that game-changing since Rome 1084.

the public would at least get a slightly better deal in exchange for gifting hundreds of millions of dollars to billionaires. It’s not much, but it’s something

Amen. I cannot stand the whole hate-watching(reading, tweeting, whatever) concept. I do this awesome thing with stuff I find stupid or awful: I don’t watch/read/listen to it. Ever. For any reason.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Announcer: LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR LONDON RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.