This is the worst song ever. And “18 perfect songs” sounds like a lot. But:

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

I can think of no mystery less interesting than whether an aging athlete with a broken neck used a substance that might not even work to return to a playing field where cortisone injections are given out like chewable Vitamin C tabs. The PEDs debate is over.

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

Screw you, Bill Simmons.

Now that Trump has made explicit so much of the carefully unspoken subtext of the past 35 years of conservatism—the unalloyed bigotry and viciousness at the heart of its policy positions, yes, but also the deeper, ineluctable truth that it has only ever been a pure politics of grievance and resentment—the mannerisms…

This is 100% true.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

It was easily this: http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-to-answer-…

FACK YOU!

Well no, it’s actually basic inference. Trump has already said that Muslims should be banned; after Trump’s taking that position Brady said explicitly that he supports Trump in everything he does.

I agree that Samer is being childish and overly-literal in an attempt to score points, but this has nothing to do with “slippery slopes.”

The original shooting script used to actually FILM the scene states that Han shoots Greedo before he gets a shot off.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

Who is the Ben Folds Five fan?

By the police? Maybe. By the teachers? No way. If someone brings a device that could pass for a bomb to class they have a responsibility to investigate it. There’s a lot of anti Muslim bigotry in America right now. But there’s also liberal witch-hunts for Islamophobes. This is the latter.

I agree - this post is way over the top. Barring some dysfunctional family backstory, the adult child owes the parents polite behavior (returning calls, being nice) just as much as the parents owe the adult child polite behavior. Unless the adult child wants to break away from her parents entirely - including…

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

One cannot justify their own bad behavior by pointing out the bad behavior of others. I would respond by directing you to the unabashedly vile comments on Jezebel, posted 24 hours ago on a sister article to this one about the SB shootings, but what would that prove? That terrible, hateful, narrow minded, “us versus…