Most thyroid cancer grows very slowly, rarely spreads, and rarely kills people. In the likely event that is what he has, he can be cured with surgery. He will probably get treated with radioactive iodine afterwards. It is effective, but probably used more often than is necessary in my opinion. Then he goes on thyroid…

No.

This sentence took me longer to process than I’d like to admit.

So it is looking more and more that the daily fantasy is that this is not gambling.

Promo Code: FUCKED

“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”

Or Fox News audition.

NOPE. These “pranks” are emotionally manipulative and sociopathic. It's like a few years ago when that guy faked a very harrowing and fatal accident to see if his girlfriend loved him enough and then proposed.

Claire Colburn is perhaps the most textbook iteration of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl ever portrayed on film.

That last line is a garbage opinion. The garbagiest.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Instead, please enjoy this rerun of Floyd Mayweather All Access

I just went through the post where we asked you to take bets on who was leaving. Of the ~50 or so people to make guesses, not a single person got two or more names right. In fact, only six people even got one name right.

If that’s the list, may as well shut Grantland down.

One small issue with this: the advantage of what Ethan Haskell purportedly knew was not what players would constitute a good value with respect to the salary cap, which is baked into the public salaries themselves, but rather which players had the best chances of not being on other teams altogether.

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.