Ironically, the terribly-drafted law that shut down the online Poker sites is what opened the gigantic poorly-thought-out exception that lets DFLs exist legally...

For what it’s worth, I give you full credit for having a Disney’s Robin Hood profile pic. Not a cookie, but best I can do.

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

You heard the man.. Everybody get the fuck out!

There’s no way there were people with concealed guns on campus, because if there were this would have never happened.

He’s definitely an average writer. Is he a better writer than most people who don’t write for a living? Yes, so I guess in that sense he is an “above average” writer. But most people aren’t professional writers. When people refer to someone as an “average professional X,” or a “bad professional X,” they aren’t saying…

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Tom, losing antitrust shield of Board of Regents is a way bigger deal. The NCAA is going to have to defend a lot of future antitrust cases now.

“$5,000 is a silly, arbitrary amount. So instead, here’s nothing.”

West: (stares)

6. Your postscript.

I don’t think Bradford was Kelly’s guy. I think Bradford was a chip to get Marcus Mariota, who obviously is Kelly’s guy. I think Kelly’s plan was just to acquire a lot of those chips to hand off to whoever was getting Mariota. When that failed, he basically had to turn that into something workable.

What the eff, Brian?!

Jesus Christ you guys. It’s ok to remember a nice moment without contextualizing it with “but bush was a nazi!!”

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Can someone link me to Deadspin’s article each time President Obama does his NCAA bracket on SportsCenter?

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,