This is the correct answer.

6:20

I’m just blue turtlin’ here, but it’s the best thing Earwolf has come out with.

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

Does this apply equally to those of us not looking to take said advantage? Because if so, from your lips to God’s ears.

What’s a dorter and why do these guys care so much about them?

Miller is the best athlete and Jones is the best story. Barrett is the best quarterback.

Good ass-Kinja.

It continues to baffle me how Person A’s religious practices and beliefs are somehow affected by Persons B and C fucking.

Yeah, I was dreading the “Terrible Twos,” but that year was NOTHING compared to ages three and four. When my girl was two, she was a total agent of chaos but she was mostly genial and well-meaning. At ages three and four, she was mostly just an asshole.

Fucking Phish and the fucking Grateful Dead. Fuck that shitty music and their fanboys. I would take hongadongadang grunt rock like Nickelback over that jamband bullshit.

I would be fascinated to see your brother try to attack mango preparation.

I appreciate the reminder that I need to watch Looper again.

Given the context, I think Blattshit would have been appropriate.

Fair enough. I’m not gonna watch a pornrape performance art whateverballs, but I’ll answer your questions.

This is bordering on performance art.

It’s a specific crime that we have given a specific name, and we call it by that name.

What the Christ.

Who is this fat naked man?