The first one was a cute, engaging, extremely pleasant surprise, but there’s this throng of people online who view it as some kind of masterpiece and are legitimately looking forward to this with Avengers-fanboy-esque zeal. I just don’t get it.

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That is terrible Yoda-speak.

How dare you miss an opportunity to make a Skippy and Goatface’s Morning Sports Holocaust reference.

He books quality guests and lets them talk at length about interesting things, and while sometimes he forces them to nod along in fake agreement at some asinine theory, Simmons also asks good questions and makes them feel comfortable enough to open up and share stories they otherwise would not have.

multiple pages of completely useless words with no useful purpose in the remainder of the case.

“I know you’re a complete stooge, but you’re supposed to be MY complete stooge!”

The Secret to terrible sportswriting is that it’s not about terrible sportswriting.

Fair enough, but I don’t think his point (such as it is) was that the content of the films is inappropriate for 9-year-olds. It was that he and his ilk - “middle-aged guy(s) that grew up on comics books, and ha(ve) enough disposable income to totally geek out and buy the movie, the toys, etc in an effort to re-capture…

I really can’t tell. But I am 100% goddamn certain that the 38 idiots who “liked” it fully agree with his stance, trollish parody or not.

God dammit.

“STICK TO SPORTS.”

This.

Samesies, Ricky! My three events were the 400, the 800, and the 4x400 relay. Hellooooooo baseball.

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

Yeah, courts have this weird habit of striking attempted pleadings that qualify as Unauthorized Practice of Law.

I assumed That Was The Joke, but now I can’t tell.

You can only poop at 5 o’clock exactly? That sounds horrible.

DID YOU PLAY THAT AT MY HOUSE? SERIOUS QUESTION.

Well, you’re not holding a conversation with the podcast. You’re listening to it.