Every single proper noun in this post could be completely made up and I would have no idea.

And we will never know what actually happened that night because the TPD and university police swept it under the rug. But that's just standard operating procedure when it comes to FSU athletes, isn't it?

Who the fuck sees white in this dress? Get the fuck outta here.

Apparently that comment got nuked. Nowhere to be found now.

While true, her character on P&R was relentlessly annoying. The hotness might bump her up a few spots, but definitely not into the top 5.

I don't care for Craig, but I see no functional difference between him and Mona Lisa. I would venture to say that I find her the more annoying of the two. The vast gulf between them in these rankings is inexplicable to me.

Fucking goodie bags. I GAVE YOUR KID PIZZA AND ICE CREAM AND MULTIPLE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT ON MY DIME. YOU GOT MY KID A USELESS PIECE OF PLASTIC. YOU ALREADY MADE OUT LIKE A FUCKING BANDIT.

I guess my point was, either way, whether there was a legit foul or not, the basket shouldn't have counted, and the team that won the game wasn't "lucky" any more than any team that benefits from a correctly-called game gets "lucky."

He committed a halfcourt violation before he got the shot off. Bummer that the kid's once-in-a-lifetime shot happened to occur after a violation, but oh well.

This checks out.

Just FYI, "Orange" is the name of the high school (one of three in the Olentangy school district). Their mascot is The Pioneers.

COUNTERPOINT: You get what you pay for.

This elucidates the gigantic strawman Barkley is kicking the shit out of here: the idea that analytics people are somehow advocating the notion that an understanding of advanced statistical analysis can help a team win a championship without top-level talent. LITERALLY nobody is arguing that.

Understanding advanced stats doesn't make someone a "genius," but saying that "analytics don't work" and "analytics is crap" is a pretty good indicator that the speaker is ignorant.

Please oh please oh please I need more of this in my life.

Well, yeah.

At least he didn't dump those ideas on a sidewalk in Brooklyn.

I would like to make a joke about these anti-vaxers just being evidence of natural selection at work, but these fuckwits are putting other children in danger. Vaccinate your kids, you terrible, terrible people.

Boston/New England fans are utterly infuriating. In the first half of the 2000s, when they weren't crowing about how amazing the Patriots were they were pissing and moaning and demanding sympathy for their beloved Pink Sox being "cursed." Like, dry your fucking eyes on your umpteen NBA banners and your fucking Super…