And I agree that that is a fair and reasonable conclusion.

But Tonya Harding has always maintained that she had no knowledge of the plan to attack Kerrigan, and we all believe her, right?

If the attack on Nancy Kerrigan qualifies for the list, how is that Steffi Graf fan stabbing Monica Seles not higher than it?

Also worth observing that goddamn Sam "I can jump really high and do literally nothing else" Thompson missed the goddamn layup.

Last year was the first since 2009 that OSU was outside of the top 20 in offensive efficiency, according to kenpom.

I thought it looked like he was wearing velour pants.

I was 14, and had nursed a crush on a female acquaintance for a few months, and there was some kind of school dance coming up and I really wanted to take her. So one night I called the girl's house. Her older brother answered and said she was out with friends but would be back later.

Excellent form by White Pants over there on his "cheap shot a guy who isn't looking then run the hell away" move. That's some quality streetbrawling.

I thought the NCAA's whole "the culture here has elevated football above all else, including the lives of children" argument was totally overblown and vindictive when they made it. Penn State fans are trying their damndest to make the NCAA correct.

I think it's very clear based on likes given out here that most of the deadspin commenters understand probabilities.

The guy truly, honestly argues that "unintentional comedy" is an attribute that makes a piece of culture good - not funny or silly or cringeworthy, but actually good. His opinions on anything related to pop culture are almost uniformly terrible.

First absolute lock of this DHOF voting season.

I see Winston's Title IX hearing speechwriter signed up for a burner account.

"WHY IS THIS NEWS?"

And also wrong.

I can't even be angry about the Lions anymore. Even after shit like this, I'm just like:

"My diagnosis: a rather hideous jumper ... CAUSED BY BAD BABYSITTING."

"GINA, if you were STEPPING OUT on Brennan..."

Wait ... the trade went through? So he quit the league and left this pissy voicemail because he couldn't take a little trash-talking from his leaguemates? Get fucked, "Wolfpack," you fucking baby.

I think I can get behind this one.