Turn those machines back on! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!

What in the fucking fuck.

I would have given you a +1 just for your username. Having read your comment, I wish I could give you more.

I fucking love Katie Nolan.

CAN WE REALLY TELL THAT THAT'S RAY RICE IN THE VIDEO? WHAT IF IT'S ACTUALLY SOMEONE ELSE?

Hancock County (and even Wood County, just north of it) is one of the pro-Browns counties. It's Toledo and the cornfield counties to the west that have a plurality of Steelers fans. I would think it has to be Roethlisberger, but his home county itself doesn't reflect it.

The Indians have the plausible but unlikely excuse that they chose that name in honor of former player (and member of the Penobscot) Louis Sockalexis. The organization has at least gotten rid of Chief Wahoo, for the most part.

Ten minutes and nary a cowbell reference. Good job, Deadspin commentariat.

This episode has my favorite commentary track on the DVDs. They're talking about how great the players were to work with, and then one of them says something like, "Yeah, all except one of them. We're not gonna say who it was ... but his name rhymes with 'Manseco.'"

From Te'0 to Rudy to Gipp to Rockne, Notre Dame has forever traded in schmaltzy, false mythmaking. It's a shame the national paper of goddamn record keeps lapping it up after all these years.

I choose ... BUSINESS ETHICS.

Seven years ago I willfully chose to support Aston Villa. The fuck is wrong with me?

I just don't think this is much of a sucker punch.

"There's only one way to find out! Let's call my buddy Joe House!"

On the Mount Rushmore of NBA shows, for sure.

Black bean frittata. Butter up a pan over medium heat. Beat six eggs with a generous pinch of salt. At the same time, heat up equal parts black beans and the salsa of your choosing, mixed together in a pot. When the butter in the pan starts to froth, throw the eggs in and let them cook until they're just starting to…

"Choad" is a massively underused insult these days.

Sean, sounds like we were the same years, and I handwrote all my notes as well, for the same reasons you state (for finals, however, I did transcribe my outlines to word docs for easier editing/boiling down). I was a dinosaur among my classmates. Hand-wrote the bar as well. I understand the alleged convenience of…

Maybe the laziest-written show in television history. Contrivance was practically a character.